kill me i think
princessfreakazoid: OK PHOTOSET DOESN’T WORK HAVE A READMORE Read More AWWW U GOT THE GLASSES AnD everything i love you val!!!
bikenesmith: monkees screen tests give me chest pain in the best way
keithmoom replied to your post: i wish i was attractive enough to do modeling bc… u look like a pin up girl nahhhh i wish
i wish i was attractive enough to do modeling bc literally 90% of the time i want to do pin up shoots
i wish i was able to look very androgynous ha hhhah.a….. ..h..h.h………………………
lanadelrevupthosefryers: CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE: rob a daycare center recite the first 100 digits of pi fling poo at each other play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant stare at each other for 5 days straight
i’m gonna make my own garter wo ah
keithmoom: i asked bobby dylan. he said IM GRILLIN NOTHIN. i asked the beatles
*pic of me & matt gettin stressed out bc of teen titans*
i think lil kim is gr9 but yo nicki really killed it
roselolonde: aki teryaki
i need a drink *pokes the straw all the way through a caprisun* fuck
[[MORE]]fcucking k il l ll me
amoralto: January 26th, 1969 (Apple Studio):...
[[MORE]]YOU KNOW SOMETHING I
Anonymous asked: i wanna touch u inappropriately
lil-kimjob replied to your post: this is a straight girl speaking so please dont take me for a creep when I say this. It is mainly just an observation: YOU HAVE MAD SEX APPEAL. wow there is no way to say this without sounding like a total weirdo. hence my anon-ness. i 2nd this and im gay what th eh he hecki e homie that’s so rad thank u~!!
Anonymous asked: this is a straight girl speaking so please dont take me for a creep when I say this. It is mainly just an observation: YOU HAVE MAD SEX APPEAL. wow there is no way to say this without sounding like a total weirdo. hence my anon-ness.
[[MORE]]dante liked my selfies and i got red wtf
im m m gonna SNENENNENENENNEEZE
i was in gym today and this chick was talking shit like “i hate when people say they’re hot and their not hot like shut up bitch you have fat rolls” and i was like “excuse you i have fat rolls and i am foxy as hell outta my way” i felt pretty good
therealmulan: autumnazure: therealmulan: one of my eyebrows has a good arch/shape but the other one doesn’t…how can i make my eyebrows have a good arch Just shave them both off. wow this is such a great idea thanks how do i look now?
i think my brother is going to prom w/ the person he likes instead of the person he says he’s going with and i’m happy for him
Society: The way you look is unattractive to men and to be taken seriously in your profession you need to present yourself in the acceptable way and simultaneously do a better job than everybody else to prove yourself but not be intimidating, because men don't like to have their masculinity threatened, whilst also being drop-dead gorgeous because men need something nice to look at while they listen to you speak. Your clothes are all wrong, your nose is too wide, your lips too small, your eyes too small, your body too big or too small, your breasts too small, you're simply too tall or not tall enough. It's your job to make yourself perfect.
Women: I guess there's always cosmetic surgery so I can always spend a ton of money and go through intense pain to make myself more attractive.
Society: Oh god no, were we not clear? Your beauty has to be completely natural! Fake boobs are gross. You're so vain. Ugh.
i’m such an weird human what the hell
DUDE THOSE PHOTOS OF JOHN LENNON’S DEAD BODY ARE VERY TRIGGERING MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAG THAT OR LET PPL KNOW ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE GONNA SEE WHEN THEY GOOGLE THAT OK
dude punch me in the heart do it
that’s the thing though is like i’m very sympathetic yeah but i also don’t fuck around with people and their bullshit like i’m VERY assertive i just don’t like people saying bad things about me and i don’t like people furthering their prior ignorance instead of learning that’s what scares me
i wish i could just be a cunt to people who treat me shity but i cry when people say bad things about me i’m so weak what the hell
[[MORE]]i’m just mad because 1) i’m not attracted to you just because i’m attracted to men doesn’t mean i’m attracted to you and 2) get the fuck over yourself i don’t owe you anything
chrisdreja: robert plant in a miniskirt washing your car